On my mind.
7:14 p.m. / 11.11.2003
"I know what you're thinking, you're on my mind. You're right. You're right, you're right."Common feat. Mary J. Blige:Come Close.
I'm in this awful, heinous mood. It's not just the fact that I'm a little bit sniffly and sick, or that the dinner situation this evening was particularly awkward and annoying, or that I've got books worth of ancient nonsense to read.
It's the boy, and it's me. And it's that I don't understand what's going on.
I'm thinking about a haiku that my friend Kevin wrote for me last week... It's pure genius. But I don't really resemble Bob Costas, do I?
Despite the great haiku, I'm in a bad mood. So, to cheer up myself, and hopefully make you feel good, I'm including here my favorite snippet of the Wesley Willis lyrics to "Suck a Cheetah's Dick" (Found on Mr. Magoo Goes to Jail Vol. 3):
"Suck a polar bear's funky ass! Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup! Suck a donkey's shitty ass! Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce! Good night, all; I know I feel better.